Strumming Some Heartstrings

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George! 
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me! 
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
Same day same time.
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one
is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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